By Darren Glickman, Chief Executive Dating Guyd
1. You park outside of her work or house every night of the week…and you’ve never even met.
2. You call her (with your phone number blocked) and hang up…more than 10 times a day.
3. You disguise yourself as a sanitation engineer just to avoid looking suspicious while you sift through her garbage to learn more about her.
4. You write anonymous love letters to her doused in your cheap, flammable pharmacy cologne.
5. Somehow, you have a collection of her dirty underwear…and each pair has been named in an elaborate, creepy ceremony.
6. You walk your dog by her house every night…despite living 25 miles away.
7. You have flowers delivered anonymously to her office every week…and you’re the delivery man.
8. You ‘accidentally’ show up at her favorite coffee shop every time she’s there…and you order the exact same drink…right behind her in line…every time.
9. You retweet ALL of her tweets on Twitter…no matter what she says.
10. You create 5 phony online dating profiles on the one site she’s on to see how available she is…but you never contact her using your own real profile.
If you do any of these things, you’re a stalker and you need to get a life…and some professional help!
Have you ever been stalked? Ever been the stalker? Let’s hear your stories!
Date smart.
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